S06E09 · EP 95
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20 scenes · 4 threadsStory threads over runtime
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20 scenes · our breakdownJerry performs standup comedy questioning the logic of men wanting women in fur coats.
00:02–00:42petty_grievanceElaine complains her dress looks bad; Jerry and George discuss Demi Moore pronunciation.
03:19–03:57social_rule_violation · double_standardElaine accuses Barneys of using skinny mirrors that make people look thinner.
03:57–04:20scheme · misunderstanding
6 ▸ 04:54George marvels at Ada's efficiency; they share a charged moment.
04:54–06:13misunderstanding · coincidenceKramer gets Uma Thurman's number; Jerry spots Willie wearing his jacket.
06:13–07:12scheme · pursuitGeorge and Ada have sex in the office; George screams 'I'm giving you a raise!'
07:12–07:27obsession · schemeGeorge tells Jerry he promised a raise during sex; Jerry suggests taking it back.
07:27–08:39seduction · lieJerry finds a movie stub and suspects Willie wore his jacket.
08:39–08:53coincidence · pursuitElaine confronts Barneys about skinny mirrors; Kramer buys moisturizer.
08:53–09:45lie · schemeKramer sells his vintage suit to Kenny Bania for $300.
09:45–10:14investigation · social_rule_violationGeorge pitches Ada's raise to Steinbrenner, inventing a hardship story.
10:14–10:45deal · coincidenceJerry accuses Willie of wearing his jacket and demands his mother's fur coat.
10:45–11:40lie · schemeWillie refuses fur coat without ticket; Jerry realizes Kramer has it.
12:04–13:00interrogation · secret_exposedGeorge tells Ada she got a $25,000 raise, making her salary higher than his.
13:00–13:31pursuit · misunderstandingSales clerk detects road salt on dress hem, proves Elaine wore it outside, forces purchase.
13:53–14:45comeuppanceJerry finds Kramer in underwear; ticket is in pants sold to Bania.
14:45–15:15investigation · comeuppanceJerry brokers deal: two Mendy's dinners for the ticket; numbers smudged by moisturizer.
15:15–16:41negotiation · dealJerry spots dry cleaner's wife Donna wearing his mother's fur coat.
16:41–19:34deal · coincidenceBania reveals he copied Uma's number before it smudged and has a date with her.
19:34–20:09secret_exposed · betrayalAt Mendy's, Bania enjoys soup, reveals he copied Uma's number before smudging, has date with her.
20:09–21:51coincidence · pursuitSame DNA
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Episode facts
Wikipedia · Wikidata- Aired
- December 8, 1994
- Overall
- #95
- Writers
- Carol Leifer · Marjorie Gross
- Director
- Andy Ackerman
- Viewers
- 29.7M (US)
- Pace
- 182 words/min · 119 questions
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