S06E09 · SCENE 3/20 · 03:19
The Secretary · Monk's Cafe
Elaine's Dress Disappointment

Elaine complains her dress looks bad; Jerry and George discuss Demi Moore pronunciation.

03:19→03:57
in the episode · 0m 38s · S06E09

What happens

03:19–03:57

Elaine tries on the dress for Jerry and George, who agree it looks terrible. They argue over whether the actress is 'Demi' or 'Semi' Moore.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverElaine
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadGeorge hires Ada

Key lines

from this scene
03:25

And your arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli.

03:42

How fast was she walking?

03:52

I never heard of a "semi"tractor-trailer.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
social rule violation0.8
awkward0.7
humiliating0.3
double standard0.2
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

01:01George admits 360 plan
01:56George rejects candidate for being gorgeous

Scene in the episode

03:19–03:57
A · George hires Ada
B · Elaine skinny mirrors
C · Jerry dry cleaner jacket
D · Kramer Uma Thurman moisturizer

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