S06E09 · SCENE 21/20 · 15:15
The Secretary · Barney's
Jerry Negotiates with Bania

Jerry brokers deal: two Mendy's dinners for the ticket; numbers smudged by moisturizer.

15:15→16:41
in the episode · 1m 26s · S06E09

What happens

15:15–16:41

Jerry negotiates with Bania: two dinners at Mendy's for the ticket. Bania agrees, but the ticket's numbers are smudged out by moisturizer, rendering it useless for the fur coat and Uma's number.

WhereBarney's
DriverJerry
Positionact3 · convergence
ThreadJerry dry cleaner jacket

Key lines

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15:39

What? You sold your pants to Bania? Let me in.

15:59

Well, I didn't think ahead.

16:26

Well, I suppose that salt stain came from all the snow in the store.

16:36

No. You can wrap it.

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Scene DNA

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chaotic0.7
negotiation0.6
deal0.4
absurd0.3
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

15:35Kramer sold pants with ticket
16:55Bania demands refund for stain

Scene in the episode

15:15–16:41
A · George hires Ada
B · Elaine skinny mirrors
C · Jerry dry cleaner jacket
D · Kramer Uma Thurman moisturizer

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