S06E09 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:02
The Secretary · comedy club
Jerry standup fur coats

Jerry performs standup comedy questioning the logic of men wanting women in fur coats.

00:02→00:42
in the episode · 0m 40s · S06E09

What happens

00:02–00:42

Jerry opens with a monologue about the absurdity of fur coats, contrasting women's grooming habits with dressing them like bears. He jokes about tribal hunters wearing animal heads to sneak up on prey.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadGeorge hires Ada

Key lines

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00:11

Then before we go out, we dress them up like a bear?

00:19

You ever see those tribal hunters wearing the fur with the other animal's head on top of their head, you know?

00:37

I've seen a lot of two-headed tigers with knees."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
petty grievance0.4
absurd0.2
monologue

Beats

00:14Jerry compares fur to sneaking up on animals
00:26Tribal hunter joke with moose

Scene in the episode

00:02–00:42
A · George hires Ada
B · Elaine skinny mirrors
C · Jerry dry cleaner jacket
D · Kramer Uma Thurman moisturizer

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