Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the annoyance of driving behind city buses.

George complains about boring girlfriend Daphne; Al Netche suggests Jerry visit sick friend Fulton.

Kramer and Mickey reveal stand-in jobs and Mickey's growth crisis; Kramer insists on lifts.

Jerry visits Fulton in hospital; Fulton demands a good laugh but remains stone-faced.

George tries to break up with Daphne at Monk's, but she reveals Al warned her about him.

Kramer and Mickey rehearse stand-in scenes for All My Children; director calls lunch.

Mickey wears lifts secretly; Tammy flirts; Johnny Bigiano suspects Mickey's height change.

Jerry tells George the Pachyderm story: hot pizza juggling leads to facial landings.

Phil Totola visits Fulton, tries to cheer him; Jerry sets up Elaine date with Phil.

George decides to stay with Daphne out of spite against Al; Jerry agrees it's the only choice.

Jerry blamed for Fulton's decline; Mickey's locker broken into, lifts exposed to Johnny.

George cancels father-son picnic to prove commitment; Daphne doubts Al was wrong.

Elaine and Phil date goes well; Phil tells Pachyderm story, then suddenly 'takes it out'.

Jerry tells Kramer about Phil's exposure; Kramer suggests 'it' just needed air.

George admits he dislikes Daphne but will marry her for spite; Jerry suggests mental help.

Jerry runs into Phil on street; Phil confused about date failure; Jerry sees public breastfeeding.

On set, little people actors play rock-paper-scissors; Johnny and Tammy arrive; tension rises.

Tammy rejects Mickey; Johnny exposes lifts; Mickey blames Kramer; Tammy leaves with Johnny.

Jerry performs stand-up for Fulton; Fulton laughs uncontrollably then suddenly stops, apparently dead.

Daphne breaks up with George; she met Jerry Persach (Pachyderm) who used pizza trick on her.