S05E16 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:01
The Stand-In · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Bus Rant
Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the annoyance of driving behind city buses.
00:01→00:33
in the episode · 0m 32s · S05E16
What happens
00:01–00:33Jerry delivers a monologue on stage criticizing buses as slow, despised vehicles that block drivers' vision and make disturbing noises when accelerating.
Key lines
from this scene00:02The bus is the single stupidest, fattest...
00:23When it pulls out, it even sounds like a fat uncle trying to get out of a sofa.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
00:02Jerry opens with bus criticism
00:18Metal ass eclipse analogy
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