S05E16 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:01
The Stand-In · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Bus Rant

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the annoyance of driving behind city buses.

00:01→00:33
in the episode · 0m 32s · S05E16

What happens

00:01–00:33

Jerry delivers a monologue on stage criticizing buses as slow, despised vehicles that block drivers' vision and make disturbing noises when accelerating.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadSpiteful Relationship

Key lines

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00:02

The bus is the single stupidest, fattest...

00:23

When it pulls out, it even sounds like a fat uncle trying to get out of a sofa.

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deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.3
cheerful0.2
monologue

Beats

00:02Jerry opens with bus criticism
00:18Metal ass eclipse analogy

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00:01–00:33
A · Hospital Comedy Pressure
B · Spiteful Relationship
C · Stand-in Height Deception
D · Elaine Date Disaster

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