S05E16 · SCENE 10/20 · 08:15
The Stand-In · Monk's Cafe
Monk's Pachyderm Pizza Story

Jerry tells George the Pachyderm story: hot pizza juggling leads to facial landings.

08:15→08:37
in the episode · 0m 22s · S05E16
Monk's Pachyderm Pizza Story

What happens

08:15–08:37

At Monk's, Jerry recounts the legend of 'Pachyderm' (Jerry Persach) juggling two scorching hot pizza slices while approaching a woman, eventually dropping one on her face and one on his own, causing hysteria.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadSpiteful Relationship

Key lines

from this scene
08:16

So she's just sitting there, and then Pachyderm- You remember the 'Derm. He says, "I'm gonna go up to her."

08:34

Well, we all just lost it.

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Scene DNA

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cheerful0.6
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social rule violation0.3
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Beats

08:25Pizza juggling description
08:34Pizza lands on faces

Scene in the episode

08:15–08:37
A · Hospital Comedy Pressure
B · Spiteful Relationship
C · Stand-in Height Deception
D · Elaine Date Disaster

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