S05E16 · SCENE 18/20 · 17:58
The Stand-In · Jerry's Apartment
Jerry Apartment George Marriage

George admits he dislikes Daphne but will marry her for spite; Jerry suggests mental help.

17:58→18:32
in the episode · 0m 34s · S05E16

What happens

17:58–18:32

In Jerry's apartment, George confesses he genuinely dislikes Daphne but will escalate to marriage purely to spite Al Netche. Jerry mocks the insanity, offering to arrange a mental institution meet-and-greet.

WhereJerry's Apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadSpiteful Relationship

Key lines

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17:59

Hey, Jer. Oh, hey, Phil.

18:14

What, she's gotta breast-feed in public?

18:28

Dr. Calahan. Dr. Calahan.

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Scene DNA

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Beats

17:21George admits dislike
17:31George threatens marriage

Scene in the episode

17:58–18:32
A · Hospital Comedy Pressure
B · Spiteful Relationship
C · Stand-in Height Deception
D · Elaine Date Disaster

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