S04E21 · SCENE 20/18 · 20:48
The Smelly Car · comedy club
Standup candy childhood

Jerry performs stand-up about childhood candy obsession and M&M color flavors.

20:48→21:32
in the episode · 0m 44s · S04E21

What happens

20:48–21:32

Jerry closes with a monologue about how candy dominates a child's life. He jokes about 7-year-olds distinguishing red and brown M&M flavors as main course versus after-dinner.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadJunior Mint surgery

Key lines

from this scene
21:05

Only a 7-year-old kid can actually taste the difference between, like, a red M&M and a light-brown M&M.

21:18

It's an after-dinner M&M, really."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.9
cheerful0.5
monologue

Beats

20:49Candy is life ages 0-10
21:13Red vs brown M&M flavors

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20:48–21:32
A · Junior Mint surgery
B · Jerry forgets name
C · George buys art

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