S02E05 · SCENE 1/17 · 00:01
The Apartment · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up on Fashion

Jerry performs stand-up about hating clothes and predicting future uniforms.

00:01→00:53
in the episode · 0m 52s · S02E05

What happens

00:01–00:53

Jerry opens the episode with a stand-up routine criticizing the daily burden of choosing outfits. He jokes that future civilizations wear identical silver jumpsuits and suggests Earth should vote on a standardized outfit.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadSuede Jacket Purchase

Key lines

from this scene
00:12

I think eventually...

00:29

One-piece silver jumpsuit, V- stripe and boots. That's it.

00:46

We just sit in the audience and go, "That was nice. I could wear that."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.4
absurd0.2
monologue

Beats

00:29Jerry describes future silver jumpsuit

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:53
A · Suede Jacket Purchase
B · Dinner with Alton Benes
C · Kramer's Dove Fiasco
D · George's Earworm

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Jerry's New Jacket | Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) · Scene City
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How Well Do You Know Seinfeld? #10 | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld's Creepiest Moments | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
I don't need anybody to tell me it's gonna rain... (Seinfeld) · bloodsploosh
Seinfeld the new Jacket · jasonkend

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