S02E06 · SCENE 1/15 · 00:01
The Statue · Comedy club
Jerry standup phone calls

Jerry performs stand-up about pay phones and the phone company.

00:01→00:57
in the episode · 0m 56s · S02E06

What happens

00:01–00:57

Jerry opens with a monologue about making pay phone calls and the phone company calling back for overtime charges. He jokes about having the upper hand for once and pretending to taunt the operator with the sound of a quarter. He transitions to a bit about preferring garbage men over cops and suggests combining the jobs into 'coplgarbage men'.

WhereComedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadWaiting for table

Key lines

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00:34

Oh, I've got the money.

00:45

Yeah, you want that, don't you?"

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
cheerful0.2
monologue

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:57
A · Waiting for table
B · George vs Tatiana
C · Jerry's lie exposed
D · Elaine's egg roll bet

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Big Trouble Getting a Table | Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) · Scene City

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