S02E06 · SCENE 12/15 · 14:34
The Statue · Chinese restaurant waiting area
Failed bribery attempt

Jerry bribes Bruce $20 but gets no table.

14:34→16:13
in the episode · 1m 39s · S02E06

What happens

14:34–16:13

Jerry decides to bribe Bruce since his cover is blown anyway. He, George, and Elaine pool $20 (7-7-6). Jerry awkwardly slips Bruce the cash, but Bruce pockets it and calls 'Dennison, four' for another table. Jerry is humiliated by the failed transaction.

WhereChinese restaurant waiting area
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadWaiting for table

Key lines

from this scene
14:54

I'm really looking forward to it.

15:04

In a Chinese restaurant? Do they take money?

15:52

The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery, can they?

15:59

Give me the money.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.8
humiliating0.8
betrayal0.7
deal0.6
awkward0.6
absurd0.4
rapid back and forth

Beats

16:14Jerry slips Bruce $20
16:56Bruce calls Dennison

Scene in the episode

14:34–16:13
A · Waiting for table
B · George vs Tatiana
C · Jerry's lie exposed
D · Elaine's egg roll bet

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Big Trouble Getting a Table | Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) · Scene City

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