Jerry performs stand-up about his parents' car arguments; then at Monk's, George and Jerry discuss the NBC pilot deal.

Jerry lies about his watch being at the jeweler; Morty and Helen argue over paying the check.

Kramer arrives at the hotel; Morty tries to lift luggage despite back issues; Helen and Morty debate whether people dislike Jerry.

Jerry admits to Kramer he threw the watch in the garbage; Kramer has calamine lotion.

Morty fills out extensive medical forms at the doctor's office while complaining about the sofa.

George rejects NBC's $13,000 offer; Jerry panics while George cites Ted Danson as leverage.

Morty complains about the long wait at the doctor's office; finally called for x-rays.

Kramer offers Jerry Cuban cigars from Susan's father; Jerry declines; Kramer buzzes in a Federal Express delivery.

Elaine demonstrates her 'tell' theory about face-touching indicating relationship trouble.

Morty realizes his wallet with $225 is gone from his pants; he confronts Dr. Dembrow.

Jerry and Helen arrive; Morty insults the doctor and refuses to pay or hear diagnosis.

Elaine tries to end therapy by claiming a new lover; under pressure reveals it's Kramer.

Uncle Leo reports Morty caused a scene at the doctor; he found Jerry's discarded watch in the trash and had it fixed.

Jerry closes with stand-up about hating 'to be continued' TV episodes.