Jerry performs stand-up about the overwhelming variety of cold medications and absurd drug commercials.

George accuses a cashier of short-changing him ten dollars and refuses to leave.

Jerry and George enter a party where George obsesses over a co-worker named Ava.

Jerry suffers through a tedious conversation with a man obsessed with peanuts.

Elaine searches for her fiancé and makes a 'dingo ate your baby' reference nobody understands.

George abandons Jerry and Elaine to go home with Ava, taking the car and stranding them.

Jerry explains the 'male code' where men abandon friends instantly for sexual opportunities.

Elaine gets into a heated debate with a guest about wearing fur and eating fish.

Jerry uses the host's phone to call Kramer and begs him to drive from Manhattan to Long Island.

Jerry and Elaine endure an excruciating wait while the host and his wife hint they want to sleep.

Kramer drives Jerry and Elaine home at 8 mph on the freezing expressway with the top down.

The party host Steve arrives uninvited at Jerry's apartment and refuses to leave.

George tells Jerry he is quitting his job because dating Ava makes every workday a nightmare.

George steals cold medicine to settle the $10 debt from the earlier cashier dispute.

A security guard catches George with the medicine in his shirt and drags him away.

In a holding cell, Kramer entertains Jerry and George with a bizarre story about doves turning brown.

Steve brings a prostitute named Patti to Jerry's apartment; she demands $50 and refuses to leave.

Police raid the apartment, mistake Jerry for the client, and arrest him for solicitation.

Jerry and George bond in a cell complaining about Sergeant Chadway and a gum-throwing inmate.

Jerry closes with stand-up about measuring favour size by the pause after 'do me a favour.'