Jerry jokes about buying a Ginsu knife late at night and the absurdity of its infomercial claims.

Jerry wakes to find Kramer in his apartment using spare keys to borrow the popcorn popper.

Jerry finds Kramer taking a bath in his bathroom because Kramer's drain is clogged.

Jerry brings a date home and finds Kramer dancing with a woman in his living room, leading to a key tug-of-war.

Kramer refuses his keys back, declares the key covenant broken, and announces he's moving to LA to act.

Outside the diner, Kramer tries to convince George to move to LA by listing his life failures.

Back at Monk's, George admits to Jerry he yearns and craves but has no action in his life.

Jerry gives his spare keys to Elaine, triggering a circular key exchange demand among the group.

Jerry and George break into Kramer's apartment and confront Newman, who eventually admits Kramer moved to Los Angeles.

At Monk's, Jerry expresses guilt over taking Kramer's keys while Elaine half-listens.

Jerry calls Kramer's drunk mother trying to locate Kramer but gets nowhere.

Jerry realizes he's locked out and calls Elaine from a payphone to get his spare keys.

A cab driver tells Jerry a gruesome story about a motorcycle accident where he was pronounced dead.

George lets Jerry into Elaine's apartment to search for keys, but they argue about the ethics of using spare keys.

Kramer hitchhikes and tells a trucker a fairy tale version of the key dispute, then gets a ride from a woman trucker.

Jerry and George sit in the truck debating the circular key exchange logic.

The woman trucker lets Kramer drive the semi and teaches him to double-clutch.

Jerry and George search Elaine's apartment and discover her spec script for Murphy Brown.

Elaine walks in furious, screams at them for invading privacy, and a chaotic key return ensues.

At Jerry's apartment, Jerry lectures Elaine on TV writing while watching Murphy Brown.

Jerry and Elaine watch Kramer guest-star as Steven Snell on Murphy Brown, and Murphy says she has a good feeling about him.

Jerry does standup about whether planes have keys and pilots losing them causing delays.