S03E22 · SCENE 1/22 · 00:01
The Parking Space · comedy club
Jerry Ginsu knife standup

Jerry jokes about buying a Ginsu knife late at night and the absurdity of its infomercial claims.

00:01→00:50
in the episode · 0m 49s · S03E22

What happens

00:01–00:50

Jerry performs stand-up about impulsively ordering a Ginsu knife from a late-night infomercial. He mocks the saleswoman's surprise and questions the meat quality requiring a shoe-cutting knife.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadKey covenant broken

Key lines

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00:02

I bought the Ginsu knife.

00:40

Maybe you ought to think about not getting the "hoof cut"once in a while.

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00:01–00:50
A · Key covenant broken
B · Kramer goes to LA
C · Elaine script invasion
D · Kramer on Murphy Brown

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