S03E22 · SCENE 15/22 · 14:49
Kramer fantasy hitchhike

Kramer hitchhikes and tells a trucker a fairy tale version of the key dispute, then gets a ride from a woman trucker.

14:49→16:27
in the episode · 1m 38s · S03E22

What happens

14:49–16:27

Kramer hitchhiking tells a trucker a dramatized fairy tale where Jerry is an evil ogre who stole his magical keys. The trucker and passenger react sympathetically. Kramer then gets picked up by a female trucker and they flirt.

Wherestreet
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · callback
ThreadKramer goes to LA

Key lines

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14:50

And then the evil ogre took back the magical keys from the handsome young prince.

16:07

Then I wouldn't have to ask you for hers so that I could get mine.

16:14

You're right. How did I miss that?

16:22

What's that? Nothing.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.7
lie0.5
seduction0.3
cheerful0.3
monologuerapid back and forth

Beats

15:01Kramer fairy tale version
15:31Kramer flirts with woman trucker

Scene in the episode

14:49–16:27
A · Key covenant broken
B · Kramer goes to LA
C · Elaine script invasion
D · Kramer on Murphy Brown

Clips from this episode

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Kramer Gives Up The Keys To Jerry's Apartment | The Keys | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - The Keys · AliStuff7x
Seinfeld about Life · S
Seinfeld - THE KEYS (Do you ever yearn?) · ajsvista
Memoirs of a Failed Academic as Told Through Seinfeld · WonDumJoo
seinfeld hippies · hokuten86
Seinfeld - The Keys, Where is Kramer · John Doe
Seinfeld. Tiny Newman being Coy. Clip from Season 03 Episode 22 The Keys · Elaine Benes
Seinfeld - They look exactly like keys · freerdj

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