Jerry performs stand-up about compact car parking spots and discrimination.

Kramer tells Jerry his car is gone and refuses to explain why.

Kramer tells Jerry that Mike Moffitt called him a big phony after making him beg.

George and Elaine argue about driving and parking while hearing a strange noise.

George spots perfect parking space and begins elaborate parallel parking maneuver.

George and Mike argue heatedly over who deserves the space while blocking traffic on the street.

Elaine enters Jerry's apartment and fabricates a story about armed teenagers.

Jerry goes downstairs and encounters Mike arguing with George over the space.

Kramer finds out Mike is outside and invites him up for the fight.

Jerry and Kramer join the street argument; Kramer bonds with Mike over bran flakes.

Elaine reveals George told Mike about the flea market snub, sparking group argument.

An ice cream truck driver demands the cars move, forcing neutral parties to reposition them.

Mike and George compare notes on the teenager story, realizing it was fabricated.

Crowd gathers to argue parking etiquette; Sid complains about constant disruption.

Jerry tells a boy his father's yogurt store is closing; Kramer mistakes mother for pregnant.

Jerry confronts Mike about the phony comment; Mike claims it was slang for good.

Two police officers arrive but disagree on who should move, leaving cars parked as night falls.

Jerry performs closing stand-up about NYC parking wars and car manufacturing.