Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of eyeglass straps and toupees.

George encounters Gary Fogel who reveals he had chemotherapy.

George wants privacy; Jerry reveals he knew about Gary's cancer.

Jerry admits he knew about Gary's cancer months ago but didn't tell George.

Kramer explains to the police officer that he called the litterbug a pig, not the cop.

Elaine is furious Kramer told Jake Jarmel she said hi, losing her breakup leverage.

Jerry and Elaine break George's poker face; he blurts out Gary never had cancer.

Jerry meets Gary at Monk's and sees his new toupee.

Kramer arrives at Monk's wearing an eye patch, claiming he wants to be a pirate.

George drives Jon Voight's car with Debbie.

Elaine tells Debbie she sent regards, not hi, to Jake Jarmel.

Elaine buys Jake's glasses from a man on the street for revenge.

George and Debbie discuss if their outing is a date.

Kramer tells Jerry about the Senate whip history while driving.

Kramer notices Newman and realizes he is the scofflaw.

George crashes Jon Voight's car to avoid hitting the glasses seller.

Elaine wears identical glasses at Jake's book signing to ruin his uniqueness.

Kramer urges Newman to turn himself in to end his fugitive life.

Elaine meets Mr. Lippman and gives him her glasses.

Judge orders Newman to keep his car in a garage until tickets are paid.

George tries on toupees while Jerry critiques them.

Gary tells George the parking spot is gone; Jerry rips off Gary's toupee.

Jake attacks Mr. Lippman over the glasses at a book event.