S06E13 · SCENE 9/23 · 08:19
The Scofflaw · Monk's Cafe
Jerry Meets Gary at Monk's

Jerry meets Gary at Monk's and sees his new toupee.

08:19→10:09
in the episode · 1m 50s · S06E13
Jerry Meets Gary at Monk's

What happens

08:19–10:09

Jerry meets Gary at Monk's and sees he's wearing a toupee bought with Jerry's expensive gift certificate. Gary acts confident and approaches a quiet woman reading in the corner. Jerry is furious but must pretend ignorance for George's parking spot.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadGary's Cancer Lie

Key lines

from this scene
08:42

JAKE: Coming down to say that you didn't say hi is more of a gesture than if you did say hi.

09:10

JERRY: Yeah, I guess you could. Come on.

09:51

JERRY: I don't think I could be that nice. You be nice!

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Scene DNA

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angry0.7
scheme0.6
awkward0.6
humiliation0.5
argument

Beats

10:18Gary shows toupee

Scene in the episode

08:19–10:09
A · Gary's Cancer Lie
B · Kramer vs Police
C · Elaine vs Jake Glasses
D · Newman Scofflaw

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