S06E13 · SCENE 10/23 · 10:09
The Scofflaw · Monk's Cafe
Kramer Wears Eye Patch

Kramer arrives at Monk's wearing an eye patch, claiming he wants to be a pirate.

10:09→11:30
in the episode · 1m 21s · S06E13
Kramer Wears Eye Patch

What happens

10:09–11:30

Kramer arrives at Monk's wearing an eye patch, annoying Jerry. He claims he wants to be a pirate but complains about the itch and lack of peripheral vision. Gary hits on the quiet woman successfully.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadGary's Cancer Lie

Key lines

from this scene
10:42

Parking space. Parking space.

11:15

KRAMER: This is Gary. How are you doing?

11:24

KRAMER: Well, I tell you, there's only one problem.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.8
impersonation0.7
obsession0.5
cheerful0.5
rapid back and forth

Beats

11:12Kramer explains eye patch

Scene in the episode

10:09–11:30
A · Gary's Cancer Lie
B · Kramer vs Police
C · Elaine vs Jake Glasses
D · Newman Scofflaw

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