S06E13 · SCENE 1/23 · 00:01
The Scofflaw · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Glasses Straps
Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of eyeglass straps and toupees.
00:01→00:39
in the episode · 0m 38s · S06E13
What happens
00:01–00:39Jerry opens the episode with a stand-up routine questioning why people need straps for glasses if they need to wear them constantly. He compares it to crutches with chains and suggests a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing.
Key lines
from this scene00:02JERRY: The big new accessory with eyeglasses...
00:16An eye doctor doesn't say: "Would you care for some glasses?"
00:31The thing could just...
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