S05E21 · EP 85
season 5 · May 12, 1994
The Hamptons
written by Peter Mehlman · Carol Leifer · directed by Tom Cherones · 24.5M viewers · image Seinfeld Wiki (CC BY-SA)
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When Kramer Brings Lobsters To The Party | The Hamptons

Episode DNA

21 scenes · 4 threads
awkward 11%deadpan 8%humiliating 8%social rule violation 7%misunderstanding 6%secret exposed 6%humiliation 6%absurd 4%lie 4%scheme 4%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · Ugly Baby & Lies
B · Shrinkage Incident
C · Breathtaking Compliment
D · Lobster Poaching
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Every scene

21 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Comedy Club · cold_openJerry Standup Water Obsession

Jerry performs standup about human fascination with water versus hatred of rain.

00:02–00:44social_rule_violation
2 · Car Interior · act1Car Ride to Hamptons

The group drives to the Hamptons discussing the baby visit and silk underwear.

00:44–01:50misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
3 · Car Interior · act1Cough Medicine Bonding

Elaine and Jerry bond over loving cough medicine while driving.

01:50–03:14seduction · misunderstanding
6 ▸ 04:26
6 · Beach House Deck · act1Beach Chat & Topless Reveal

Kramer looks for girls on beach; group notices Jane sunbathing topless.

04:26–04:53eavesdropping · secret_exposed
7 ▸ 04:53
7 · Beach House Deck · act1Waiting for Baby Reveal

Group delays seeing baby; Carol calls them up to finally meet the infant.

04:53–05:06avoidance · scheme
8 ▸ 05:06
8 · Baby's Bedroom · act1Meeting the Ugly Baby

Group meets the baby; they struggle to hide their horror at its ugliness.

05:06–05:56lie · social_rule_violation
9 ▸ 05:56
9 · Beach House Hallway · act1Must-Lie Situation Pact

Group agrees they must lie about baby; decides to hide Jane topless from George.

05:56–06:39lie · secret_exposed
10 · Baby's Bedroom · act1Doctor Calls Elaine Breathtaking

Pediatrician Ben Pfeffer examines baby; calls Elaine breathtaking, thrilling her.

06:39–07:46misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
11 · Beach House Kitchen · act2Rachel Arrives; Lobster Reveal

Rachel arrives from train; Kramer reveals he caught lobsters from ocean trap.

07:46–08:23secret_exposed · misunderstanding
12 ▸ 08:23
12 · Beach House Kitchen · act2George Obsesses Over Topless

George demands details on Jane's toplessness; feels cheated he missed it.

08:23–08:57obsession · petty_grievance
13 ▸ 08:57
13 · Beach House Living Room · act2Shrinkage Punishment Debate

George wants to see Rachel naked as punishment; Jerry refuses to explain shrinkage.

08:57–10:26deal · bet
15 ▸ 10:56
15 · Guest Bedroom · act2George Walks In On Rachel

George enters bedroom looking for gum; catches Rachel undressing; claims cold water shrinkage.

10:56–12:13humiliation · misunderstanding
16 ▸ 12:13
16 · Beach House Hallway · act2George Explains Shrinkage

George tells Jerry about shrinkage incident; fears Rachel will tell Jane.

12:13–12:24humiliation · lie
17 ▸ 12:24
17 · Beach House Living Room · act2Elaine Asks Women About Shrinkage

Elaine confirms women know about shrinkage; compares it to frightened turtle.

12:24–14:04misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
18 · Beach House Dining Area · act3Lobster Dinner & Kosher Trick

Group eats lobster; Rachel refuses (kosher); George tricks her into eating lobster omelet.

14:04–16:05scheme · betrayal
19 · Beach House Living Room · act3Night Talk: Baby & Breathtaking

Jerry and Elaine confront doctor about 'breathtaking'; Rachel tells Jane about shrinkage.

16:05–17:00confession · secret_exposed
20 · Beach House Driveway · act3George Confronts Jane

George tries to explain shrinkage to departing Jane; she doesn't believe him.

17:00–17:55humiliation · confession
21 ▸ 17:55
21 · Beach House Kitchen · act3Kramer Tempts Rachel With Lobster

Kramer offers Rachel lobster leftovers; she refuses to stay kosher.

17:55–18:29seduction · social_rule_violation
22 · Beach House Dining Area · act3Breakfast Revenge & Arrest

George serves lobster eggs; Rachel discovers trick; police arrest Kramer for poaching.

18:29–20:25comeuppance · betrayal
23 · Car Interior · tagCar Ride Home Aftermath

Group drives home discussing Jane leaving and Kramer's fine; spot Rachel on road.

20:25–20:51comeuppance · coincidence
24 · Comedy Club · tagJerry Standup Ocean Nightclub

Jerry closes with standup about ocean as nightclub throwing people out.

20:51–21:57
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Episode facts

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Aired
May 12, 1994
Overall
#85
Writers
Peter Mehlman · Carol Leifer
Director
Tom Cherones
Viewers
24.5M (US)
Pace
124 words/min · 113 questions

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