S05E21 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:02
The Hamptons · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Water Obsession

Jerry performs standup about human fascination with water versus hatred of rain.

00:02→00:44
in the episode · 0m 42s · S05E21

What happens

00:02–00:44

Jerry observes the irony of humans loving water for swimming and bathing but panicking when it rains. He jokes about people carrying water bottles yet running from small flying water drops.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadShrinkage Incident

Key lines

from this scene
00:17

Unless it rains then we're like, "Oh, look, I'm soaked.

00:29

It'll just stop us right in our tracks.

00:37

Everyone cover your water bottles. Run!"

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
cheerful0.4
social rule violation0.3
monologue

Beats

00:16Water bottle irony
00:29Rain panic joke

Scene in the episode

00:02–00:44
A · Ugly Baby & Lies
B · Shrinkage Incident
C · Breathtaking Compliment
D · Lobster Poaching

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George Suffers From Shrinkage | The Hamptons | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine's Breathtaking | The Hamptons | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
When Kramer Brings Lobsters To The Party | The Hamptons | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer Gets Lobsters For Everyone | The Hamptons | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Hot Seinfeld Summer | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - I was in the pool!!! - George Costanza · GoodOldComedies

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