Jerry performs standup about the absurdity of fashion shows and modeling.

George regrets breaking up with Susan and debates calling her while Kramer offers to take his photo for a Christmas card.

Kramer serenades George then abruptly kicks him out of his apartment.

Jerry and Tia arrive at Kramer's; Kramer recognizes his stolen beach scent idea.

George sees therapist Dana but fixates on his stuck jacket zipper instead of Susan.

Elaine discovers her Christmas card photo reveals her nipple, sent to hundreds.

Elaine confronts Kramer about the photo; Newman confirms the nipple is visible.

George and Dana struggle with zipper; session ends with George's mother paying.

Jerry admits Tia saw him pick his nose; debates semantics of scratch vs pick.

Elaine complains about 'Nip' nickname; Newman wants a Christmas card.

George begs Susan to reconcile; she rejects him citing instability and incompatibility.

Kramer pushes past security to confront Calvin Klein about stealing Ocean perfume idea.

Jerry follows Tia to Calvin Klein office; she rejects him over the nose pick incident.

Calvin Klein casts Kramer in risqué underwear ad; focus group praises his body.

Jerry delivers impassioned speech defending nose pickers as human.

George tells how he picked his nose to make Susan break up with him.

Kramer brings his underwear ad to Monk's; his genitals are accidentally exposed.

Jerry closes with standup comparing body upkeep to a high-maintenance car.