S04E13 · SCENE 16/18 · 19:32
The Pick · Monk's Cafe
Jerry defends pickers monologue
Jerry delivers impassioned speech defending nose pickers as human.
19:32→19:58
in the episode · 0m 26s · S04E13
What happens
19:32–19:58At Monk's, Jerry gives a dramatic monologue equating nose picking to a human right, quoting 'If we pick, do we not bleed?' and declaring he's not an animal.
Key lines
from this scene19:41I'm not just defending myself, but all those pickers who have been caught.
19:52Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed?
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologuerapid back and forth
Beats
19:59Jerry declares not an animal
Scene in the episode
19:32–19:58Clips from this episode
fan uploads · YouTube · matched by frameIncludes this scene · Elaine & Kramer Bare All! | The Pick | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Includes this scene · Jerry Gets Caught Picking His Nose | The Pick | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer The Calvin Klein Model | The Pick | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine Accidentally Sends A Risqué Christmas Card | The Pick | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
George Can't Live Without Susan | The Pick | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer & Justice Team Up To Get Justice | The Pick | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
George Tries To Prove He's Stable | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
George Tries Actual Therapy | The Pick | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld | The Pick · Dave Flynn
Seinfeld - Scene from "The Pick" · ellieh09
Seinfeld - "The pick" + outro · SitCoffeeCom
George's Jacket Zipper Gets Stuck - Seinfeld · B O
GIFs from nearby episodes
matched by frame
Powered by GIPHY
Who's in it
Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld156 episodes · drives 890 scenes
George CostanzaJason Alexander154 episodes · drives 743 scenes
Elaine BenesJulia Louis-Dreyfus156 episodes · drives 430 scenes
Collect it
eBay
Seinfeld TV Show Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8 & 9 DVD. Jerry Seinfeld. PICK & CHOOSE$8.00Buy it now · eBay
Lego New Seinfeld Minifigures Set 21328 Kramer Elaine Jerry Newman Figs You Pick$7.99Buy it now · eBay
2026 Topps Allen & Ginter - BASE (151 - 300) You Pick Complete Your Set$0.99Buy it now · eBay
Set of 3 George Costanza Vandelay Industries Seinfeld Promo Guitar Pick Pic$9.99Buy it now · eBay
Links earn SceneClip a commission.
Merch on Amazon
sponsoredLinks may earn SceneClip a commission.