S04E13 · SCENE 17/18 · 19:58
The Pick · Monk's Cafe
George uses pick to escape

George tells how he picked his nose to make Susan break up with him.

19:58→20:15
in the episode · 0m 17s · S04E13

What happens

19:58–20:15

George reveals his exit strategy: when Susan left the bathroom, he picked his nose up to his wrist. She was horrified and ended things, solving his problem.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact3 · reveal
ThreadElaine nipple card

Key lines

from this scene
20:02

ELAINE: I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had.

20:10

For I have seen the nipple on your soul!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.9
avoidance0.8
breakup0.7
awkward0.6
humiliation0.5
absurd0.4
rapid back and forth

Beats

20:33George describes wrist-deep pick
20:44Friends react with recognition

Scene in the episode

19:58–20:15
A · Elaine nipple card
B · Jerry Tia nose pick
C · George Susan therapist
D · Kramer Calvin Klein

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