S04E13 · SCENE 1/18 · 00:01
The Pick · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup fashion shows

Jerry performs standup about the absurdity of fashion shows and modeling.

00:01→00:46
in the episode · 0m 45s · S04E13

What happens

00:01–00:46

Jerry opens with a monologue questioning why audiences applaud at fashion shows when nobody looks at the clothes. He argues the real talent is gathering beautiful women in one room, not designing shirts.

WhereComedy club stage
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadElaine nipple card

Key lines

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00:02

So I went to a fashion show.

00:36

Then they get to the end, and it's like: "Well, I guess I'll just go back."

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social rule violation0.6
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monologue

Beats

00:13Jerry mocks audience applause

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A · Elaine nipple card
B · Jerry Tia nose pick
C · George Susan therapist
D · Kramer Calvin Klein

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