S04E13 · SCENE 19/18 · 22:30
The Pick · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup body maintenance

Jerry closes with standup comparing body upkeep to a high-maintenance car.

22:30→22:34
in the episode · 0m 04s · S04E13

What happens

22:30–22:34

Jerry performs closing monologue about the exhausting maintenance of the human body, marveling at women's hair removal rituals versus fear of spiders.

WhereComedy club stage
DriverJerry
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadElaine nipple card

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22:31

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social rule violation0.4
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21:35Women wax vs spider fear

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A · Elaine nipple card
B · Jerry Tia nose pick
C · George Susan therapist
D · Kramer Calvin Klein

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