S04E13 · SCENE 10/18 · 12:10
The Pick · Monk's Cafe
Jerry picked nose Tia dumps
Jerry admits Tia saw him pick his nose; debates semantics of scratch vs pick.
12:10→13:24
in the episode · 1m 14s · S04E13
What happens
12:10–13:24At Monk's, Jerry reveals Tia hasn't returned calls because she saw him picking his nose at a stoplight. He insists it was a scratch with no 'nostril penetration,' but George and Kramer agree it looked like a pick.
Key lines
from this scene12:26JERRY: Don't you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?
13:02You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air.
13:20GEORGE: No. That's disgusting.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1rapid back and forthargument
Beats
12:41Jerry defines nostril penetration
13:02Jerry cites Moses as picker
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