S03E09 · EP 26
Episode DNA
22 scenes · 4 threadsStory threads over runtime
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22 scenes · our breakdownJerry performs stand-up comedy about pharmacists being elevated above customers.
00:01–00:06George tells Jerry he met a beautiful woman on an elevator using a crop circle line.
00:06–00:58pursuit · lieElaine reveals she had spinach in her teeth during a job interview.
00:58–01:24humiliation · social_rule_violation
5 ▸ 03:11George admits to Jerry and Elaine he's obsessed with Audrey's large nose despite liking her.
03:11–04:09obsession · double_standard
6 ▸ 04:09George realizes Audrey's big nose is the only reason she's in his league but he can't get past it.
04:09–04:55obsessionKramer tells Elaine about a jacket scheme involving a mail fraud convict and Peter Von Nostrand.
04:55–06:04scheme · impersonationKramer tells Audrey she needs a nose job, upsetting everyone.
06:04–06:39social_rule_violation · humiliationJerry performs stand-up about what would happen if people said whatever they thought.
06:39–07:04social_rule_violationGeorge subtly encourages Audrey to get a nose job while Jerry dates model Isabel.
07:04–08:02pursuit · scheme
11 ▸ 08:02Jerry describes his internal chess game between brain and penis regarding model Isabel.
08:02–09:22obsession · seduction
13 ▸ 09:25Jerry tells George he threw away Isabel's number and describes the uninhibited sex.
09:25–09:56seduction · avoidanceAudrey removes nose bandages revealing a botched, dented nose job.
09:56–10:47humiliation · comeuppanceGeorge awkwardly visits bandaged Audrey, makes it worse, gets told to shut up.
11:06–11:56social_rule_violation · humiliationJerry breaks down and demands Isabel's number back from Kramer, who refuses then relents.
11:56–12:01betrayal · lieDoctor shows George the collapsed sinus cavity causing Audrey's dented nose.
12:01–12:51investigation · misunderstandingGeorge makes up FAA reports to avoid traveling with Audrey after her botched surgery.
12:51–13:28lie · avoidanceJerry reads a terrible acting scene with Isabel, breaking character to complain.
13:28–17:07seduction · humiliationJerry visualizes his brain and penis playing chess for control over seeing Isabel.
17:07–17:30obsessionElaine and Kramer pose as daughter and professor to retrieve the jacket from landlord.
17:30–17:57scheme · impersonationJerry's brain and penis play final chess game; penis checkmates brain again.
17:57–18:04Audrey's nose is fixed beautifully; Kramer starts dating her, devastating George.
18:04–19:47rivalry · breakupJerry performs stand-up criticizing the term rhinoplasty as insulting to nose job patients.
19:47–21:34social_rule_violationSame DNA
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Wikipedia · Wikidata- Aired
- November 20, 1991
- Overall
- #26
- Writers
- Peter Mehlman
- Director
- Tom Cherones
- Viewers
- 16.3M (US)
- Pace
- 132 words/min · 102 questions
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