Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of hair transplant procedures.

Kramer repairs Jerry's refrigerator while discussing compressor gaskets. Jerry asks what Kramer is listening to, revealing he taped his show last night.

George explains the Chinese baldness cure he saw on CNN and insists on calling Beijing immediately. Jerry mocks George's gullibility and notes it's 3 AM in Beijing.

Jerry plays his comedy tape and discovers an erotic anonymous message from a woman.

Elaine enters as George attempts his Chinese call; Jerry pivots to the erotic message.

Elaine privately admits to George she left the erotic message and swears him to secrecy.

Jerry asks Elaine what a fan might say; she hints at explicit details. George, overwhelmed by his sudden attraction to Elaine and burdened by the secret, makes excuses about the gym and leaves abruptly.

Kramer starts filming a home video while George struggles to communicate with the Chinese clinic.

Kramer stages a mock interview portraying Elaine as an adult film star with George as co-star.

Kramer continues the fake film, casting George as an airline pilot returning from Rome.

Chinese delivery boy Ping translates for George to order the baldness cream from Beijing.

George gives Elaine a ride home; they bond over the fake porn video.

Jerry calls the comedy club to identify the woman near his tape recorder and gets her number.

Jerry and Kramer amuse themselves with terrible cockney accents while waiting. Kramer delivers the baldness cream from China.

Kramer videotapes George's scalp for a before-and-after comparison of the cream.

Kramer reveals the jacket thief was arrested for mail fraud; Jerry calls his date.

George frantically grooms himself upon learning Elaine is coming over.

Jerry returns from his date with Alisha, reporting she gave him the 'pullback' despite her erotic tape.

George admits to Jerry he's attracted to Elaine but tries to protect her secret.

Kramer reviews his earlier video footage while Jerry demands the truth from George.

Elaine arrives; Jerry reveals he knows she left the message. George admits he told.

George confesses attraction to Elaine; Jerry and Kramer admit theirs too, sending Elaine fleeing.

Jerry closes with stand-up about how a breathy voice makes anything sound sexy.