S03E08 · SCENE 15/23 · 11:49
The Tape · Jerry's apartment
Cockney Accents & Bald Cream Arrives

Jerry and Kramer amuse themselves with terrible cockney accents while waiting. Kramer delivers the baldness cream from China.

11:49→12:55
in the episode · 1m 06s · S03E08

What happens

11:49–12:55

Jerry and Kramer amuse themselves with terrible cockney accents while waiting. Kramer delivers the baldness cream from China. George is ecstatic; Jerry remains skeptical. Kramer wants to film the 'before' shot for documentation.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · payoff
ThreadErotic Tape Mystery

Key lines

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11:50

Who do these women think they're dealing with?

12:10

Not bloody likely.

12:49

Here, sit down. All right.

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Scene DNA

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Beats

12:33Bald cream arrives from China

Scene in the episode

11:49–12:55
A · Erotic Tape Mystery
B · Baldness Cure Scheme
C · Kramer Video Project

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