S03E08 · SCENE 1/23 · 00:01
The Tape · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Hair Transplants

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of hair transplant procedures.

00:01→00:37
in the episode · 0m 36s · S03E08

What happens

00:01–00:37

Jerry opens the episode with a stand-up routine mocking hair transplants, joking about moving hair from soap to the head via helicopter and a head rejecting transplanted hair like an organ.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadErotic Tape Mystery

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00:02

The transplant, the hair plug...

00:16

You know, keep the soap alive on the soap-support system?

00:32

The guy's just standing around. Suddenly:

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00:28Head rejecting hair transplant joke

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A · Erotic Tape Mystery
B · Baldness Cure Scheme
C · Kramer Video Project

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