S03E08 · SCENE 3/23 · 00:43
The Tape · Jerry's apartment
George Orders Chinese Bald Cream

George explains the Chinese baldness cure he saw on CNN and insists on calling Beijing immediately. Jerry mocks George's gullibility and notes it's 3 AM in Beijing.

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What happens

00:43–01:07

George tells Jerry about Dr. Zang Zhao's baldness cure from China seen on CNN. Jerry mocks George's gullibility and notes it's 3 AM in Beijing. George insists on calling anyway to order the cream.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadBaldness Cure Scheme

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00:49

Really? So I took off the motor relay on the compressor because you've got some discoloration.

01:00

You know, because you don't want to disturb the position of the compressor. No, you don't.

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petty grievance0.3
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01:55George cites CNN report on Chinese bald cure

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C · Kramer Video Project
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