S03E08 · SCENE 12/23 · 08:35
The Tape · Jerry's apartment
Ping Helps Order Bald Cream
Chinese delivery boy Ping translates for George to order the baldness cream from Beijing.
08:35→10:22
in the episode · 1m 47s · S03E08
What happens
08:35–10:22Kramer stops filming as Ping delivers food. George convinces Ping to call the Chinese clinic and order the cream. Ping has a lengthy, lively conversation in Chinese, revealing the cream works but causes impotence. Jerry grows annoyed at the long call. Ping leaves with ordering instructions.
Key lines
from this scene09:06Could you talk to them for me and tell them I'd like to place an order?
09:29Ask them, does it really work?
09:39Ask them, are there any side effects?
09:56All right, thank you. Thank you.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1phone callrapid back and forth
Beats
09:44Side effect revealed: impotence
10:15Ping leaves with order details
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