S03E08 · SCENE 6/23 · 03:30
The Tape · Jerry's apartment
Elaine Arrives, George Calls China

Elaine enters as George attempts his Chinese call; Jerry pivots to the erotic message.

03:30→04:49
in the episode · 1m 19s · S03E08
Elaine Arrives, George Calls China

What happens

03:30–04:49

Elaine arrives at the apartment. George struggles with the language barrier on his call to Beijing. Jerry tries to tell Elaine about the erotic message, but George interrupts, thinking Jerry means the baldness cure. Jerry clarifies it's about the sexy tape message.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · complication
ThreadBaldness Cure Scheme

Key lines

from this scene
03:45

Tell her. I want to hear her reaction.

04:17

Really? I can't get over it.

04:30

Really? Like... Like:

04:33

Jerry I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding0.8
awkward0.6
scheme0.4
chaotic0.4
social rule violation0.3
rapid back and forthphone call

Beats

03:55George thinks Jerry means bald cure

Scene in the episode

03:30–04:49
A · Erotic Tape Mystery
B · Baldness Cure Scheme
C · Kramer Video Project

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