S03E08 · SCENE 10/23 · 06:42
The Tape · Jerry's apartment
Kramer's Fake Porn Interview

Kramer stages a mock interview portraying Elaine as an adult film star with George as co-star.

06:42→07:36
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What happens

06:42–07:36

Kramer directs a fake adult film scene, introducing Elaine as a porn star in 'Elaine Does the Upper West Side' and Jerry as the director. He asks if the sex is simulated; Elaine improvises that it's always simulated except with George, per her contract.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadErotic Tape Mystery

Key lines

from this scene
06:50

Maybe she realized she couldn't have you and jumped off the George Washington Bridge.

07:07

No. Know what that makes you? A baldist.

07:26

Well, we're talking with Elaine Benes adult film star...

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
impersonation0.8
absurd0.8
social rule violation0.7
seduction0.5
humiliation0.4
awkward0.2
rapid back and forth

Beats

08:40Elaine says sex not simulated with George

Scene in the episode

06:42–07:36
A · Erotic Tape Mystery
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B · Baldness Cure Scheme
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C · Kramer Video Project
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Jerry SeinfeldJerry Seinfeld · Zafrir Keren - צפריר קרן · CC BY-SA 3.0 · Wikimedia Commons
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