Jerry performs standup comedy about baseball metaphors for sex and fat umpires.

George complains about polyester Yankees uniforms and convinces Buck Showalter to switch to cotton.

Jerry and Elaine meet Miss Rhode Island Karen Hanson at a Yankees game where she is introduced.

Jerry tells George about Karen's chaperone requirement and learns Yankees wear polyester.

Elaine interviews for Jackie Onassis's old position at Doubleday but fails to impress Ms. Landis.

Jerry calls Karen and learns her chaperone cancelled, then recruits Kramer as replacement.

Mr. Pitt hires Elaine as his personal assistant after the Doubleday interview ends.

George pitches cotton uniforms to Buck Showalter emphasizing player comfort and competitive advantage.

Elaine tells Jerry and Kramer her new job involves buying socks for Mr. Pitt while Kramer agrees to chaperone.

Kramer critiques Karen's pageant skills, recommends waist cincher and green dress, becomes her consultant.

Kramer boasts to Jerry about taking Karen to the crown while Jerry reads player quotes loving cotton uniforms.

Elaine tries to join Atlantic City trip but Mr. Pitt demands she return tight socks immediately.

Kramer intensely coaches Karen on posture and poise with hypothetical nuclear war question.

Jerry and Kramer in Atlantic City hotel hear pigeons; Kramer scares them with loud noise.

Karen discovers her trained doves dead on terrace; Kramer declares murder.

Kramer tells Jerry someone murdered Karen's doves out of jealousy, implying Jerry.

Jerry confesses the bucket of water left outside killed the doves; Kramer vows to continue.

Karen performs singing talent at pageant after doves die; Jerry and Kramer watch nervously.

Jerry and Kramer watch Yankees game; cotton uniforms shrank, players run like penguins, Mattingly splits pants.

Karen wins Miss America pageant; Kramer whispers poise as she is crowned.

Jerry performs closing standup criticizing Miss America pageant format and bathing suit focus.