S05E22 · EP 86
season 5 · May 19, 1994
The Opposite
written by Larry David · Jerry Seinfeld · Andy Cowan · directed by Tom Cherones · 30.1M viewers · image Seinfeld Wiki (CC BY-SA)
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George Costanza: A Masterclass In Bad Decisions

Episode DNA

20 scenes · 4 threads
absurd 16%deadpan 11%coincidence 11%social rule violation 8%triumphant 6%humiliating 6%tense 5%cheerful 4%deal 4%obsession 3%

Story threads over runtime

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A · George Opposite Life
B · Kramer Book Tour
C · Elaine Jujyfruit Breakup
D · Jerry Even Steven
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Every scene

20 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Comedy Club · cold_openJerry Handkerchief Standup

Jerry performs stand-up about men's handkerchiefs.

00:02–00:43social_rule_violation
2 · Monk's Cafe · act1Elaine Promotion Monk's

Elaine celebrates promotion and relationship at Monk's.

00:43–00:48coincidence · deal
3 ▸ 00:48
3 · Monk's Cafe · act1George Decides Opposite

George realizes every instinct is wrong and vows to do the opposite.

00:48–04:15obsession · scheme
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4 · Monk's Cafe · act1George Approaches Victoria

George does the opposite and introduces himself honestly to Victoria.

04:15–04:23social_rule_violation · confession
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5 · Jerry's apartment · act1Kramer Book Tour Jerry Apartment

Kramer announces coffee table book tour starting with Regis and Kathie Lee.

04:23–05:21coincidence · deal
6 · Movie Theater · act1George Date Movie Theater

George's opposite behavior impresses Victoria on a date.

05:21–07:13social_rule_violation · avoidance
7 ▸ 07:13
7 · Hospital · act2Elaine Hospital Jujyfruits

Elaine buys Jujyfruits before seeing Jake after his car accident.

07:13–08:28misunderstanding · petty_grievance
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8 · Monk's Cafe · act2Monk's Aftermath Even Steven

Elaine laments breakup; Jerry demonstrates Even Steven theory with $20.

08:28–10:35coincidence · bet
9 · Street · act2Jerry Tests Even Steven Street

Jerry throws $20 out window to test if it returns.

10:35–11:29scheme · coincidence
10 · Monk's Cafe · act2Monk's George Yankees Job

George reveals opposite strategy landed Yankees interview.

11:29–12:45obsession · deal
11 · Elaine's apartment · act2Elaine Apartment Eviction

Elaine learns she is being evicted from her apartment.

12:45–13:52comeuppance · secret_exposed
12 ▸ 13:52
12 · Comedy Club · act2Jerry Standup Homosexuality

Jerry performs stand-up about wardrobe advantages of homosexuality.

13:52–15:09social_rule_violation
13 · Jerry's apartment · act2Jerry Breaks Up Even Steven

Jerry's girlfriend breaks up with him; he remains unfazed.

15:09–16:49avoidance · coincidence
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14 · Jerry's apartment · act3George Moves Out Yankees

George celebrates Yankees job and moving out of parents' house.

16:49–18:00pursuit · deal
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15 · Monk's Cafe · act3Monk's George Elaine Swap

Elaine realizes she has become George as fortunes reverse.

18:00–18:32double_standard · coincidence
16 · Pendant Publishing · act3Pendant Publishing Handkerchief

Mr. Lippman refuses handshake due to cold; Matsushimi deal collapses.

18:32–19:08misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
17 · Jerry's apartment · act3Kramer Book Tour Cancelled

Kramer confirms book tour cancelled after coffee incident.

19:08–19:37comeuppance · humiliation
18 · Monk's Cafe · act3Monk's Final Realization

Elaine connects Jujyfruits to Pendant collapse and becoming George.

19:37–20:16coincidence · confession
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19 · Monk's Cafe · tagMonk's George as Elaine

George mimics Elaine's mannerisms; they split the bill evenly.

20:16–21:39impersonation · coincidence
20 · Comedy Club · tagJerry Coffee Standup Tag

Jerry closes with stand-up about coffee accessories vs alcohol.

21:39–22:25social_rule_violation
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Episode facts

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Aired
May 19, 1994
Overall
#86
Writers
Larry David · Jerry Seinfeld · Andy Cowan
Director
Tom Cherones
Viewers
30.1M (US)
Pace
166 words/min · 94 questions

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