S05E22 · SCENE 12/20 · 13:52
The Opposite · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Homosexuality

Jerry performs stand-up about wardrobe advantages of homosexuality.

13:52→15:09
in the episode · 1m 17s · S05E22
Jerry Standup Homosexuality

What happens

13:52–15:09

Jerry delivers a monologue on stage about how dating someone your size doubles your wardrobe, framing it as a recruiting selling point.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · setup
ThreadJerry Even Steven

Key lines

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14:01

I got fired for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman.

14:18

- Of course. My niece told me you were different.

14:23

I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen.

14:32

This is Mr. Costanza. He's one of the applicants.

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weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.5
absurd0.2
monologue

Beats

16:01Double wardrobe joke

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13:52–15:09
A · George Opposite Life
B · Kramer Book Tour
C · Elaine Jujyfruit Breakup
D · Jerry Even Steven

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