S05E22 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:02
The Opposite · Comedy Club
Jerry Handkerchief Standup

Jerry performs stand-up about men's handkerchiefs.

00:02→00:43
in the episode · 0m 41s · S05E22

What happens

00:02–00:43

Jerry opens the episode with a monologue questioning the hygiene and pride men take in carrying used handkerchiefs. He jokes about monogramming them and compares them to 'snot rags'.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry Even Steven

Key lines

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00:14

Wallet, keys, mucous. Yup, got everything.

00:18

Is it because men can't give birth are they just proud of anything that comes out of us?

00:31

I have a snot rag.

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weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.4
absurd0.2
monologue

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00:14Wallet keys mucous joke

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00:02–00:43
A · George Opposite Life
B · Kramer Book Tour
C · Elaine Jujyfruit Breakup
D · Jerry Even Steven

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