S05E22 · SCENE 13/20 · 15:09
The Opposite · Jerry's apartment
Jerry Breaks Up Even Steven

Jerry's girlfriend breaks up with him; he remains unfazed.

15:09→16:49
in the episode · 1m 40s · S05E22

What happens

15:09–16:49

A woman breaks up with Jerry in his apartment. He accepts it instantly, citing his Even Steven theory that he will meet someone else. She is confused by his lack of emotion.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGirlfriend
Positionact2 · payoff
ThreadJerry Even Steven

Key lines

from this scene
15:51

- What else you got? Well, let's see.

16:01

If you're going out with someone your size right there, you double your wardrobe.

16:09

That's a huge feature. When they approach a new recruit I'm sure that's one of the big selling points.

16:37

It's fine. Anyway, it's been really nice dating you for a while - ... and good luck. Yeah, you too.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.7
avoidance0.6
coincidence0.4
tender0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

16:33Things even out
16:41Nice dating you

Scene in the episode

15:09–16:49
A · George Opposite Life
B · Kramer Book Tour
C · Elaine Jujyfruit Breakup
D · Jerry Even Steven

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