S03E09 · SCENE 6/22 · 04:09
The Nose Job · Monk's Cafe
George nose dilemma continues

George realizes Audrey's big nose is the only reason she's in his league but he can't get past it.

04:09→04:55
in the episode · 0m 46s · S03E09
George nose dilemma continues

What happens

04:09–04:55

George acknowledges the irony that a smaller nose would put Audrey out of his league. He admits he really likes her but cannot overcome the nose issue. Kramer arrives.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · complication
ThreadGeorge & Audrey nose job

Key lines

from this scene
04:12

Why don't you just commit yourself already?

04:35

Yeah, I washed. Just not the hand.

04:47

You're as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job.

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Scene DNA

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rapid back and forth

Beats

03:28George admits he won't get past the nose

Scene in the episode

04:09–04:55
A · George & Audrey nose job
B · Jerry vs Isabel chess
C · Kramer dates Audrey
D · Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

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