S03E09 · SCENE 25/22 · 19:47
The Nose Job · comedy club
Jerry standup rhinoplasty
Jerry performs stand-up criticizing the term rhinoplasty as insulting to nose job patients.
19:47→21:34
in the episode · 1m 47s · S03E09
What happens
19:47–21:34Jerry jokes that 'rhinoplasty' compares patients to rhinoceroses. He suggests hair transplants should be called 'cue ball-ectomy' and 'skinheadia removal' for fairness.
Key lines
from this scene19:59Who would have thought, she's-? Elaine shut up.
20:30When someone has a hair transplant, they don't go: "We're going to perform a cue ball-ectomy on you, Mr. Johnson.
20:44The technical term..."
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weights 0–1monologue
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