S03E09 · SCENE 1/22 · 00:01
The Nose Job · comedy club
Jerry standup pharmacist

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about pharmacists being elevated above customers.

00:01→00:06
in the episode · 0m 05s · S03E09

What happens

00:01–00:06

Jerry delivers a monologue questioning why pharmacists work on a raised platform. He jokes about the difficulty of typing tiny labels and the pharmacist's authoritarian attitude.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadGeorge & Audrey nose job

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00:02

Give me an explanation why the pharmacist has to be...

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cheerful0.2
monologue

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D · Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

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