S03E09 · SCENE 24/22 · 18:04
The Nose Job · Monk's Cafe
Audrey fixed Kramer dates her

Audrey's nose is fixed beautifully; Kramer starts dating her, devastating George.

18:04→19:47
in the episode · 1m 43s · S03E09

What happens

18:04–19:47

George breaks up with Isabel. Audrey appears with perfect nose. Kramer immediately asks her out. She accepts. George is stunned. Elaine tells him to shut up.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverKramer
Positionact3 · convergence
ThreadKramer dates Audrey

Key lines

from this scene
18:54

And bring back that box of Danish!"

18:59

So I grabbed the guy by the collar. Yeah, and I yelled out: "Kramer, Kramer, you're killing him."

19:25

So will I see you later tonight?

19:38

We're off to the reggae lounge.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
rivalry0.8
comeuppance0.7
breakup0.6
coincidence0.5
humiliating0.5
awkward0.5
rapid back and forth

Beats

18:05Jerry breaks up with Isabel
19:15Audrey reveals fixed nose
19:31Kramer asks Audrey out

Scene in the episode

18:04–19:47
A · George & Audrey nose job
B · Jerry vs Isabel chess
C · Kramer dates Audrey
D · Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

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