S03E09 · SCENE 9/22 · 06:39
The Nose Job · comedy club
Jerry standup honesty
Jerry performs stand-up about what would happen if people said whatever they thought.
06:39→07:04
in the episode · 0m 25s · S03E09
What happens
06:39–07:04Jerry jokes about blind dates lasting 13 seconds if people were completely honest. He gives examples of brutal honesty about rear ends and breath.
Key lines
from this scene06:40You know, not that I care one way or the other but these doctors today do amazing things. If you were so inclined.
06:59Of course, I'm from Long Island, so...
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