S03E09 · SCENE 7/22 · 04:55
The Nose Job · Monk's Cafe
Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

Kramer tells Elaine about a jacket scheme involving a mail fraud convict and Peter Von Nostrand.

04:55→06:04
in the episode · 1m 09s · S03E09

What happens

04:55–06:04

Kramer explains his mother's boyfriend went to prison for mail fraud and left a jacket. He wants Elaine to pose as the convict's daughter to retrieve it. Kramer adopts the alias Peter Von Nostrand as Elaine's fiancé.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverKramer
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadElaine Kramer jacket scheme

Key lines

from this scene
05:14

Yeah, well, you can kiss that jacket goodbye, Mr. Von Nausen.

05:20

You see what happens when you try to be nice?

05:56

Yeah, right. I wish I had something on my mind.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.9
absurd0.8
impersonation0.7
lie0.5
cheerful0.2
rapid back and forthcoined phrase

Beats

04:10Kramer introduces Peter Von Nostrand alias

Scene in the episode

04:55–06:04
A · George & Audrey nose job
B · Jerry vs Isabel chess
C · Kramer dates Audrey
D · Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

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Jerry Is Unable To Resist A Woman He Can't Stand | The Nose Job | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
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