S03E09 · SCENE 2/22 · 00:06
The Nose Job · Monk's Cafe
George meets Audrey elevator

George tells Jerry he met a beautiful woman on an elevator using a crop circle line.

00:06→00:58
in the episode · 0m 52s · S03E09

What happens

00:06–00:58

George explains meeting Audrey on an elevator with only 60 seconds to impress her. He claims responsibility for English crop circles as a pickup line. Jerry and Elaine react with skepticism.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadGeorge & Audrey nose job

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00:28

The only hard part of his whole job that I could see is typing everything onto that little, tiny label.

00:51

Only I'm allowed up here."

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Beats

01:19George reveals crop circle pickup line

Scene in the episode

00:06–00:58
A · George & Audrey nose job
B · Jerry vs Isabel chess
C · Kramer dates Audrey
D · Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

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